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Well ... it has been a little over two years since I have last blogged.
Two. Freaking. Years.
I have not logged on, checked my comments, read my emails, looked at my traffic history (shit ... I still have over 200 people a day looking at my blog ... uhhh ... what are you people even looking at???), thought about a new blog post or even kept track of my password to log on here.
So why am I suddenly blogging???
I have not the slightest clue.
All I know is ... it is 3:30 in the FREAKING MORNING ... and my alarm is set to go off in TWO FLIPPING HOURS. I have nothing to watch on the DVR. Infomercials just make me wanna spend money. My husband is working 3 hours away. I am not about to start cleaning at this hour. My children look like angels sleeping ... so I am not about to wake them ... only for them to turn into little terrors. So ... that just leaves ... blogging.
Why have I not blogged in over two years???
Well ... I thought you would never ask ...
Because some gross DOUSCH BAGS thought they needed to leave detailed comments on my blog ... on what they wanted to do to my daughters.
Yeah ... pretty sure my husband would have ran them over with a truck ... and then backed up ... and do it all over again ... when I showed him the comments being left.
I honestly ... stopped blogging right then and there.
Who the hell do these idiots think they are??? Blogging was my escape ... because lord knows therapy is not in our budget. Blogging was the way I kept all of my memories. Blogging was my way of saying everything ... that other Mom thought ... but never admitted to. Blogging was ... well ... it was something I did. For me. So screw you ... gross guy ... sitting at the computer ... with a stained white tshirt ... beer belly ... has not showered in days.
I am taking my blog back!!!
So to all of my followers ... thanks for the continued support.
And I will chat with you soon ... shoot ... I have TWO YEARS of stories to share.
Click on the link below to vote for my blog ... 2 years ago I was ranked #14 ... I have a LONG ways to go before I am back among the cool Mommy bloggers.
What's up homies?!?!?!
Long time no blogging ... huh?!?!?!
My household was having some minor major techinal difficulties.
AKA ... our computers (yes ... computerS ... pural ... all of them) broke and we could not figure out what was wrong with them.
I tried to take up a collection with my parents to help put towards a new computer ...
That was a no go.
They told me to buy a lottery ticket and hope for the best.
I tried to convince Clint that the "blogging world" was missing me terribly and he needed to buy me a new laptop ...
That was a no go.
He told me that until my blog was a tax write off ... the "blogging world" would be just fine without me.
Long story short ... some technology geek super hero came over and saved us from technology boredom ... and fixed one of our computers.
So ... I am back bitches!!!
And boy oh boy do we have some catching up to do.
For those of you that contunied to vote for me even when I was MIA ... thanks! Click on the link below ... and vote for my blog. I have alot of catching up to do on the Top Mommy Blogs website.
Brace yourself ...
You better sit down for this ...
I have some really exciting news!!!
Heard on the Playground just emailed me saying that some of my blog post about the kiddos was gonna be published in a book.
YES ... PUBLISHED!!!
They first invited me to send some of my blog post over to them to publish on their website ...
So I did.
Then they asked me to submit some more ...
So I did.
I checked back often to see if any of the post were even actually being chosen to go on their website ...
And they were.
Then today ...
I got an email with the title of: Including Your Blog in Published Book???
At first I almost did not even bother to open up the email. I honestly just thought it was someone trying to sell me something or get me to let them advertise on my blog. But ... I decided to open it up anyways.
Good thing I did!!!
Here is some of what I read in my email ...
Heard on the Playground has selected a limited number of contributing Mommy and Daddy Bloggers to be featured in our book of funny kid stories and illustrations due out in mid-October.
This book will be distributed on Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble.com, Kindle and in various children's boutiques, gift stores and retail outlets. Your blog was selected due to your talented writing and interesting content. We will list your site and a short description at the end of our book.
Can you believe it?!?!?
Me neither!!!
All I can say is ... it is moments like this that I am glad I have so many "What the F*&# moments" in my life.
All the choas.
All the moments I laugh so hard I pee my pants just slighty.
All the times I think to myself "Did my child just seriousy say that sh*#?!?!?!
All the moments that make my family one barrell full of crazy.
Don't forget to vote for my blog. It would REALLY make my day if you would take a moment to click on the link below to vote for my blog. Pretty please?!?!?!
With the end of 2010 coming to an end ... I was taking a look back at my top read blog post of the year. You know ... which blog post was most popular ... and which one ... well ... bombed.
So ... I thought I would share the results with you all as well.
From Tuesday (today) till New Year's Eve ... I will post my top 5 blog post of 2010.
Well ... two blog post will have to be posted in one day ... because I forgot to do it yesterday. 5 blog post ... need 5 days ... and I have 4 days to post 5 blog post. Oppsie.
The 5th most read blog post of 2010 was ...
*drum roll please*
Month to be Thankful ...
You can click right here to read that blog posting ...
