Things that make you go "How the heck?!?!?" ...

I wonder how it is that my children can not find their missing glove, shoe, or bookbag ... but sure can find the M & M's that I hid in the very back of the cabinet?!?!?!

Multiplication vs. the 4th grader ...

Math has not been Breeanna's strong point in school the past few years.  Unfortunately ... she gets that quality from her Mother. 

Sorry Breeanna.

After being in a constant battle with addition and subtraction ... which by the way ... I STILL count on my fingers-under the desk-hoping that no one notices me counting out loud with each finger I use.

Anyways ... this year ... Breeanna took multiplication head on ... and kicked it's ass!

She was offically the 3rd student in the 4th grade to complete the entire multiplication series.

SO. PROUD.

smarty pants ...

I asked Eythen this evening if he learned anything new today at school today ... and without blinking an eye ... he replied with ... "NOPE! I already knew it all."

He did not ...

Harleigh:  Mommy, how do animals get the babies out of their tummies?

*sigh*  Uhhh ... Not ready for the birds and the bees talk with my 7 year old.

Me:  I am not sure.  Let me try to find out and I will tell you later.

Harleigh:  Maybe Daddy knows?

*giggle*

Me:  I am pretty sure your Dad has no idea.

Harleigh:  Oh yeah!  Mommy's know everything and Daddy's work hard!

*smile* 

Eythen:  They come out of their butt!  Where else could they come out?

*shaking head*  *laughing out loud*