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things i think of in my spare time.
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things i think of in my spare time.
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Reason #4593 that Clint and I were meant to be together:
If you have someone in your life ... who laughs at the same crap you do ... no matter how messed up it may be.
They are your solemate.
Please vote for my blog!!! Jus click on the box below once a day ... and POOF ... you just made me that much cooler in the blogging world.
The first words you find in this word search are suspose to describe you.
I must admit ...
The first four that I found fit me to a "T" ...
Naive ...
Happy ...
Passionate ...
Witty.
Yep ... that sums me up in a nut-shell.
Don't forget to vote for my blog. One click is all it takes! What words describe you?
Seeing a spider in my house is not a problem.
Stepping away to grab a shoe to kill it ... and then coming back and it is gone ... now THAT is a problem!!!
Click on the link below ... and you will make me a happy camper.
If nothing is impossible ... then why can't you slam a revolving door?
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required to work there???
I don't care how old you are ... the only safe way of ensuring that there are no monsters under the bed ... is using the run and jump method.
Have you ever noticed that when you are driving and you get lost ... you turn down the radio??? Why do we do that?
I often wonder if the people driving the VW bugs ... wonder if they realize that they are causing fist fights amongist innoncent bystanders.
Have you ever wanted to run up to a stanger and say "Your it" then running away??? NO??? Oh ... Uhhh ... me neither.
Have you ever typed in the word "ninjas" in thesaurus.com??? Well I have!!! It says ... "Ninjas can not be found". Well played ninjas ... well played.
If you are not suspose to abuse cough syrup ... then why does it come in a little plastic shot glass???
Don't you find it odd ... that in the cartoon Sponge Bob Square Pants ... Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom???
Admit it ... every once in awhile ... when you are standing infront of an automatic door ... you say "Open Seasme". Admit it! Don't you? No? Oh! Ok ... me neither!
When you and you significant other are having an arguement ... just take off your clothes during the spat and stand there. I promise they will forget why they were mad at you. Promise!
Not only do I trip going UP the stairs ... but I trip going DOWN them as well!!! Now THAT takes some MAD SKILLS!!! Don't EVEN get me started on flat surfaces ... that is a WHOLE different ballgame.
My mission is complete ... I officially wasted some of your time today. Your welcome. WAIT!!! Don't forget to vote for my blog before you go about your business.
Days like this are the reason liquor stores should have a delivery service.
I am such a good cook ... that even the smoke alarms hoot and holler for me!!!
Parents swimming pool + Harleigh trying to "surf" on the kickboard = Harleigh chipping off part of her front tooth
I think Mother Nature must have looked at the calender wrong ... because she completely skipped over June temperatures.
I sometimes wonder why we still have a land line?!?!?!
But then I remember ... how else am I gonna find my cellphone?!?!?!
When you catch a fish and release it ...
Does it go back and tell its friends it was abducted by aliens???
I wish stupid people had a sign that they were required to carry ...
Just to give the rest of us a fair warning!!!
I really want to know how the hell paper beats rock?!?!?
Think about it!!!
Stand in front of me while I throw a rock and protect yourself with a piece of paper!
Let's see who wins.
See my point!?!?!
How ironic would it be ...If someone choked on a life saver???
On a side note: Yes ... My mind does actually think of all of these odd things.
And yes ... my mind is in over drive this evening with all of these "random thoughts" ...
We should all be greatful that McDonald's does not sell hotdogs!!!
Think about it ...
Could you pull up the the drive thru and order a "McWeiner" with a straight face?!?!?!
I doubt it!!!
Don't even get me started on super sizing that "McWeiner" ..
In scarey movies ... some person always yells out "hello".
As if the killer is gonna say ...
"Yeah! I am in the kitchen! Want a sandwich before I kill you?"
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people?!?!?
"Alright ... get in the basket."
Think of a number.
Double that number.
Add eight.
Minus half of that number.
Minus the number you started off with.
Is the answer four???
It is ... isnt't it?!?!?!
Osama bin Landen ... coming soon to a beach near you.
walked through a spiderweb this morning ...
and suddenly turned into a ninja...
trying to get the sticky stings off of me.
There is a new way to lose weight!!!
It is called the "I can't afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled up my gas tank" diet.
