Showing posts with label parent of the year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parent of the year. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Sh*t my daughter says ...

The other day Harleigh informed me that she caught Clint drinking and driving.

After I got over the "I am gonna kill that man when he walks in the door" phase ... I asked Harleigh when exactly did this happen.

She informed me that he bought a Mountain Dew at Quick Trip when they were in Lawrence and drank it on the way home.

Now I must wonder how many teachers she shared this bit of information with ... but failed to mention it was Mountain Dew that Daddy was drinking.

*sigh*

SEE!!!  Clint and I are DEFINATELY leaps and bounds head the rest for parents of the year.


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Thursday, February 9, 2012

Parent of the Year ... again ...

The other evening ... the kids were all tucked into bed ... and Clint and I were watching a movie.

Please note ... when the following events took place ... I just wanna point out that there had not been one single "nude" shot.  Not one boobie shot.  Not one butt shot.  Nothing.  So you can only imagine our surprise when suddenly there was a guys bare bumm on the screen  ... and this went down.

Harleigh"  EWWWW!!!

*blood rushes to my head*

*look over and Harleigh is standing at the top of the banister with a disgusted look on her face*

Me:  QUICK!!!  Pause the TV!!!

*waving my hands all over the place to Clint*

*Clint tries to grab the remote as quickly as he can*

*remote falls to the floor*

*suddenly the remote turns into a fumbled football and Clint and I are lunging for that freaking football*

*Clint pushes pause on the TV*

Harleigh*  GROSS!!!

*Clint and I both look back at the TV*

Of all things to be "paused" on the TV ...

You guessed it ...

The guys bare bumm.

*sigh*

Yep ... Clint and I are DEFINATELY gonna win this parent of the year thing.

We have it in the bag.

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