* Crawl into bed at 10:30
* Husband crawls into bed at 11:00
* Still wake at 11:00 when husband crawls into bed
* Husband gives me good night kiss
* Wondering why the Tylenol PM has not kicked in yet
* Realizing that if I do not fall asleep in the next 15 minutes ... I will be listening to my husband saw logs
* To late
* Husband sawing logs
* Still awake at 11:30
* Husband still sawing logs
* Slightly shove husband in hopes of getting him to stop snoring
* Husbands body does not even move
* Snoring gets louder
* Wondering why this darn Tylenol PM is STILL not working
* Husband snoring gets louder
* Shove husband a bit harder than the last time in hopes of getting him to stop snoring
* Husbands body moves more than I expected it to
* CRAP! I hope he does not fall off the bed from that shove
* Husband stops snoring
* Husband starts snoring again
* STUPID Tylenol PM makers
* Debate with myself on getting up and emailing Tylenol PM to tell them off
* 12:00 and husband is snoring so loud I think the pictures on the wall just shook
* Shove husband even harder than the last time in hopes of getting him to stop snoring
* Husbands body nearly rolls completely over from the shove
* Secretly hoping he falls off the bed
* Does not phase husband
* Husband is still snoring
* F^#$ing Tylenol PM
* Scream husbands name a bit louder than I planned on
* Husband mumbles "What?"
* Pretend like I am asleep
* Husband is snoring ... again
* 12:30 I am thinking of sueing Tylenol PM
* Wait ... here that?!?!?
* Husband stopped snoring
* Relieved husband stopped snoring because I really did not wanna have to put a pillow over his face
* Snuggle into a comfy spot in my bed
* Crap! I do not wanna lay this way. I wanna roll over.
* Husband still not snoring
* Roll over ever so carefully in hopes of not waking the bear
* Bad things happen if you wake the bear
* Shit! I woke the bear
* Husband is sawing logs ... again
* Certain I took the only two Tylenol PM's in the bottle that do not work
