After sitting through 7 years of tech and dress rehersals ... I have came up with a brillant idea.
Wine should be served to all the Mommy's for a number of reasons:
1) I get thirsty sitting in the audience.
2) The wine might help me not notice that my girls are shaking body parts that I did not know they knew how to shake.
3) It will make the time go faster.
4) The alcohol might put me into a state of mind that I forget for a brief moment how much money we forked over this past year for there 2 minutes of stardom.
5) I like wine.