Are we in hell???

Seriously ... when is this heat gonna end???

I am officially OVER IT.

DUNZO!!!

For all of you people that were begging for summer to hurry up and get here when it was 4 degrees outside at 8:00 in the morning during all of February ... are you happy???  Are you happy?

For all of you that wanted to break out your flip flops because you were tired of shoveling all of those mounds of snow last winter ... are you happy?  Are you happy?  Thanks Clint for shoveling the driveway each and everytime it snowed last winter while I sat inside infront of the fireplace wrapped up in a blanket.

For all of you crazy ass people that could not wait to layout in the sun with your 2 piece bikini on because you were tired of the scarves, hats and coats ... are you happy now???  Are you happy?  Well ... are you?!?!?!

Personally ... I am ready for my hoodie sweatshirts ... sweatpants ... and Ugg boots.  Except Clint likes to call my Ugg's ... "FFugg's" ... *fucking fake ugg's*.

Don't get me wrong ... I enjoy a good summer tan while the kids wear themselves out while jumping in and out ... in and out ... in and out ... in and out of the pool all afternoon wrong.  But this 100 degree shit is hell.  No punt intended.

All I know is ... that the guy who invented the AC is one sexy inventor in my book.  He/she is way hotter than the guy/gal whom invented wine popsicles ... which I am not sure really exsist ... but they really should.  That is a money maker right there people.


 
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Hot and Bothered ...

Someone once said that girls do not sweat ...they "glisten".

I am gonna call Bull Shit on that one!!!

While sitting at my son's football practice at 9:00 am this morning ... I was sweating in places I did not know I could sweat in.

This 100+ degree weather is for the birds!!!

My AC bill is tripling as I type ... literally.

So I have came up with some great solutions to help beat this darn heat!



Who wants to stay cool ... while looking cool?!?!?
Me!!! DUH!!!
I am positive that the kids would not mind at all if I picked
them up from school sportin this hot contraption!!!



Leaving everything behind ... and moving to Alaska to live in an igloo.
At least I would not have an AC bill that is $450!!!
Yes ... you read right!!!
Our AC bill was $450 this past month.

Cooling foam ... in a can???
Yeah ... uhhh ...
Susposedly you spray it on your arm ... it turns to foam ...
and it instantly cools you down.
Perhaps the person whom invented this sniffed the fumes from the
spray can a wee-bit to much?!?!?!

The ever famous ... personal ... hand held mister.

Of COURSE laying in the pool to catch some rays are ALWAYS an option.

The hotter it gets ... the less clothing people wear.
Oh lordy!!!  If I ever saw a guy walking down the beach in this ...
he better be built like He-Man ... and not like an Oompa-Loompa.
Just sayin ...

An always fashionable cooling vest.

Ok ... so I saved the BEST for last!!!
Hold onto your ta-ta's ladies ...
This is a bikini top that can be filled with drinkingable water.
Yes ... you read right ... water.
You know ... so when you are at the pool with your children ...
and one of them get thirsty ... you can bust out a straw ... hook it to your top ...
and save $1.00 at the consession stand.

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