Our Father, who art in Lawrence, Hallowed be thy Game.
Thy Tourney come, thy Championship will be done, in Houston as it is in Allen Field House.
Give us this day, our deserved victory ... & forgive us our turnovers, as we forgave Roy, who double-crossed against us.
Lead us not into defeat, but deliver us from the East Coast Bias.
For Kansas is the Basketball Kingdom, & the Tradition, & the Glory forever & ever.
Amen
