Life According to a Bitchy Cat ...

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IzzaBell ... the world's bitchest cat!!!

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Life According to a Bitchy Cat ...

She's back!!!


The cat chronicles have returned for another blog posting!!!

Life According to a Bitchy Cat ...

I would like to introduce you to our cat IzzaBell ... whom has been apart of our family for almost 3 years now ...

Wait a second ...

Let me back up just a bit.

Nearly 3 years ago ... my husband thought it would be a brillant idea to take our middle daughter, Harleigh, (AKA: the animal lover-would rescue every stray she saw if Mommy allowed it-wants to be a vet when she grows up-pretty sure she can truely talk to the animals) to the Humaine Society to "look" at the animals.

You can see where I am going with this ... right?!?!?

Needless to say ... Harleigh convinced Clint that we needed a cat in our house ...

So 30 minutes later ...

Daddy and Harleigh come walking into our house with this big ball of fur wrapped up in a blanket.

He is such a sucker ...

This is how IzzaBell became a member of the Moore family.

Let's just say ... that Lucy (our dog) became a member of our family the same way ... except Clint thought it would be a brillant idea if he took the kids into a pet store "to look around".

He is such a sucker ...

So ... for the past 3 years IzzaBell has walked around our house thinking that she is better than us ... while flashing us looks like "When are you gonna feed me again?"  "I could walk out of here at any given moment if I wanted to."  "I will cut you."  Basically ... she is a bitch.  Plain and simple.

With that being said ... Clint and I like to "narrate" what we KNOW she is mumbling to us under her breathe when she "blesses" us with her presence.

I know ...

We are lame ... and boring ... and old.

Anyways ...

I decided to start to share with you our "Cat Chronicles" from the bitch herself when she is at her finest.

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Snow Day?!?!?!

The moment my kids got off the bus ... they informed me that they were gonna be wearing there pajama's wrong side out ... in hopes of tomorrow being a snow day.

Well ... let me change that ...

Harleigh and Eythen were on the "wearing their pajama's wrong side out" ban-wagon.

Breeanna looked at me and said "There is NO WAY there is gonna be school tomorrow, Mom.  It is a blizzard outside.  Seriously."

So the second Harleigh and Eythen walked in the door ... the rushed up the stairs ... and turned their pajama's wrong side out ... and set out on a mission of declaring tomorrow as a snow day.

Harleigh decided to add the pets in the mission of turning tomorrow into a snow day.
Incase you can not tell ... Harleigh put Lucy's coat on wrong side out.
Yes ... Lucy has a coat.
But shouldn't we be focused on the factor that my daughter is a nut case and
turning the pets clothing wrong side out. 
NOT the factor that our dog has a coat.
Yeah ... that is what I thought.

Eythen not only turned his wrong side out ...
he decided to put his pajamas on backwards ...
in hopes that it would be that little extra "nudge".

Yes ... Harleigh even cornered poor IzzaBell and turned her kitty shirt wrong side out.
Again ... let's not focus on the fact that our cat has a shirt.
Let's focus on the fact that my daughter is a nut case ...
and decided that the cat would be the determining factor
with the snow day Gods.
Yes ... our cat has a shirt.  *sigh*

IzzaBell was NOT thrilled to be apart of the whole
"Let's make a snow day happen"
thing that Harleigh and Eythen had going on.
I am pretty sure she is happier when the children are at school ...
and she is not chased by a crazy 6 year old.
Just. A. Guess.

Breeanna was about as thrilled as the cat.



Oh yeah ... the school already called ...
SNOW DAY TOMORROW!!!