Sometimes even I am afraid of the things my mind comes up with ...

If nothing is impossible ... then why can't you slam a revolving door?

The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory.  Can you imagine the self control that is required to work there???

I don't care how old you are ... the only safe way of ensuring that there are no monsters under the bed ... is using the run and jump method.

Have you ever noticed that when you are driving and you get lost ... you turn down the radio???  Why do we do that?

I often wonder if the people driving the VW bugs ... wonder if they realize that they are causing fist fights amongist innoncent bystanders.

Have you ever wanted to run up to a stanger and say "Your it" then running away???  NO???  Oh ... Uhhh ... me neither.

Have you ever typed in the word "ninjas" in thesaurus.com???  Well I have!!!  It says ... "Ninjas can not be found".  Well played ninjas ... well played.

If you are not suspose to abuse cough syrup ... then why does it come in a little plastic shot glass???

Don't you find it odd ... that in the cartoon Sponge Bob Square Pants ... Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom???

Admit it ... every once in awhile ... when you are standing infront of an automatic door ... you say "Open Seasme".  Admit it!  Don't you?  No?  Oh!  Ok ... me neither!

When you and you significant other are having an arguement ... just take off your clothes during the spat and stand there.  I promise they will forget why they were mad at you.  Promise!

Not only do I trip going UP the stairs ... but I trip going DOWN them as well!!!  Now THAT takes some MAD SKILLS!!!  Don't EVEN get me started on flat surfaces ... that is a WHOLE different ballgame.

My mission is complete ... I officially wasted some of your time today.  Your welcome.  WAIT!!!  Don't forget to vote for my blog before you go about your business.