* Debate with self if I look "old for my age" or "young for my age"
* Raise arms in air to remember what my boobs looked like "B.B." (AKA: Before Baby)
* Remembering back on how great my boobs once looked "B.B."
* Lowering arms
* *sigh*
* Turn sideways and suck in
* Admire "suck in look"
* Forget to breath as I am sucking in
* Gasp for air
* Suck in again
* *knock at door*
* Kid at the door
* Kid wants snack
* Tell kid that Dad is in the kitchen and to go ask him
* Notice my eyebrows need to be tweezed
* Suddenly notice one single strand of eyebrow that is not dark brown
* Debate with myself if it is gray or if I am suddenly going blonde
* Convince myself that I am suddenly going blonde
* *knock on door*
* Kid back at door
* Kid wants fruit chew package opened
* Remind kid that their Dad is in the kitchen AND 2 feet away from the cabinet that has the fruit chews in them
* Sucking in again
* Notice that the bathroom sink needs to be cleaned
* Spray Scrubbing Bubbles on bathroom counter
* Decide to clean the toilet at the sametime
* Decide to clean the shower after that
* *scratching at the door*
* Dog is trying to get in the bathroom
* Look in mirror and suck in again
* Lean closer to the mirror and wonder if that is the begining stages of crows feet
* Speaking of feet ... debate with myself if I can escape long enough to go and get a pedicure today
* *knock at door*
* Kid at door
* Kid wondering what is taking me so long
* Kid asking me if I am pooping this long
* Kid informs me that I need to eat more veggies and fruit
* *sigh*
