Reason 1: A son whom is running fever ...
And is certain that this entitles him to being waited on hand and foot.
Yes ... that even means me putting his toothpaste on his toothbrush.
Reason 2: A daughter who fell off the spring board at gymnastics while attempting a flip of some sorts ...
Whom now has to be carried everywhere because her ankle is swollen and instantly turned black and blue.
Clint ... you might wanna bring home a bottle of wine when you come home tomorrow.