H.O.T. ...

You know it is to flippin hot outside ...

When even the ice cream truck melts!!!

Don't forget to vote for my blog before you melt in this flippin heat!!!

Hot and Bothered ...

Someone once said that girls do not sweat ...they "glisten".

I am gonna call Bull Shit on that one!!!

While sitting at my son's football practice at 9:00 am this morning ... I was sweating in places I did not know I could sweat in.

This 100+ degree weather is for the birds!!!

My AC bill is tripling as I type ... literally.

So I have came up with some great solutions to help beat this darn heat!



Who wants to stay cool ... while looking cool?!?!?
Me!!! DUH!!!
I am positive that the kids would not mind at all if I picked
them up from school sportin this hot contraption!!!



Leaving everything behind ... and moving to Alaska to live in an igloo.
At least I would not have an AC bill that is $450!!!
Yes ... you read right!!!
Our AC bill was $450 this past month.

Cooling foam ... in a can???
Yeah ... uhhh ...
Susposedly you spray it on your arm ... it turns to foam ...
and it instantly cools you down.
Perhaps the person whom invented this sniffed the fumes from the
spray can a wee-bit to much?!?!?!

The ever famous ... personal ... hand held mister.

Of COURSE laying in the pool to catch some rays are ALWAYS an option.

The hotter it gets ... the less clothing people wear.
Oh lordy!!!  If I ever saw a guy walking down the beach in this ...
he better be built like He-Man ... and not like an Oompa-Loompa.
Just sayin ...

An always fashionable cooling vest.

Ok ... so I saved the BEST for last!!!
Hold onto your ta-ta's ladies ...
This is a bikini top that can be filled with drinkingable water.
Yes ... you read right ... water.
You know ... so when you are at the pool with your children ...
and one of them get thirsty ... you can bust out a straw ... hook it to your top ...
and save $1.00 at the consession stand.

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Monday Funday ...

What do you do when it is 100 degrees outside with a heat index of hell?!?!?


You have 3 kids crack in egg in a pan ...


And you try to fry it.

Anyone wanna come to our house for breakfast?!?!?

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